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I was doing a restaurant opening, observing the new servers in their stations, and I noticed that one girl had forgot to bring her table some ketchup. I bent down to pull a bottle out of the cabinet and another waitress came up and swiftly opened a drawer into my brow bone. It hurt really bad, but I composed myself because I knew the girl felt terrible, I brushed it off and hurried to drop the ketchup off at the table. As I approached the table I noticed they were looking at me weird, but I smiled and dropped the ketchup off, asking them if they needed anything else. They all stared at me and finally the Dad said no thank you. I walked down the aisle of tables and noticed that many of them were giving me weird looks, so I walked up to another trainer and asked if I had anything on my face. He looked at me in horror and said, “Oh My GOD!!! You are bleeding everywhere”, I looked down at my shirt and it had a stream of blood all over it. I went to the back and looked in a mirror and I had blood dripping down my face and covering my shirt. Basically, I had walked up to a table bleeding everywhere, I’m sure they thoroughly enjoyed their dinners mmmmm here’s your ketchup.

-Kristen

I have been a hostess at a corporate establishment for a few years and a couple weeks ago I encountered my worst customer ever! It was a busy Friday night and the wait was about 1 1/2 hours long. A man came in with his family and asked for a table for 6, I handed him his buzzer and quoted him his wait time 1 hour. A little over 30 min later he came up to me at the desk and demanded to know why a party of 2 who came in after him got seated first. I explained that the wait is generally longer for the higher amount of people he had, we have several more 2-top or 4-top tables that can accommodate 2 people and less booths or tables that accommodate 6. He started getting more and more angry and yelling at me right in front of the whole lobby, I told him I would have the other hostess grab a manager to come and talk to him and asked him to wait. I started back to my job of filling the sections in the computer and calling names, as soon as another party of 2 came up to be seated he started screaming again about how it was unfair we were seating people that came in after him, before he was seated. My manager talked to him and he finally waited patiently until he was called, as I reached out my hand to grab his buzzer, instead of placing it in my hand, he spit in my hand. A grown man spit in my hand over not being seated quickly enough, it was completely ridiculous. Not only did my managers not kick him out, the bought him dessert for his “troubles”. Welcome to a corporate restaurant.

-Kourtney

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Posted in Humor · April 14th, 2010 · Comments (0)

Best Toilets Ever!

If you really need to go, stop and hold it and try out one of these bathrooms, they are truly fantastic. These are great bathroom design.

The Glass Lounge In New York

This bathroom is a very clever one and if you didn’t know about it you could easily look like a fool to all of your friends waiting for you on the outside. The clever thing about this bathroom is that the mirrors are two way meaning that everyone in the middle of New York can see into the bathroom. Imagine walking out of this bathroom to find all of your friends laughing at you, not a great thing but an amazing bathroom nevertheless.

Shoji Theatre Missouri

This is one of the nicest smelling bathrooms in the world and after enjoying the country show I would recommend going here. The men’s room here comes with its very own pool table so you can have a nice wee and then get straight onto a game of pool.

On the other end of the gender the ladies is set to look like it is from the 1920s and the fireplace in there is imported from Paris. The room is filled with very fresh and exotic flowers every week making it the nicest smelling bathroom on earth.

Ninjas

This bathroom is actually set within a 15th century style Japanese restaurant set with Ninja waiters and some brilliant bathrooms. Everything in this bathroom is fantastic, there are seat warmers on the loos, yes seat warmers, how amazing. Water sprays and a blow drier for the bum is also all on hand here to help you out.

So although your bath may not look as good as this you could at least look at getting some decent taps.

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Posted in Humor · February 11th, 2010 · Comments (0)

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